you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I'm always down for nudity.
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