you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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