miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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