last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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