if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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