Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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