just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I lost the right to judge tonight
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I touched a dick in church today
I need a hoe opinion
go on
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Randomize
