i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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