i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
what day is it and did you see me today?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Help. Why am I so naked?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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