i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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