"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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