Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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