matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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