I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Screwed.edu
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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