p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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