My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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