Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
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