I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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