You just made me feel so damn special
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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