I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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