sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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