Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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