Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Small penises have feelings too.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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