can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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