Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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