Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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