This girl is more easily done than said...
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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