It's just like the Real World with babies
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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