Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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