i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
