I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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