I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
How's work?
Spinning.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Randomize
