Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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