i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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