THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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