This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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