i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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