If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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