Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(443): View more from Maryland

remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing

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(480): View more from Arizona

p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life

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(937): View more from Ohio

Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it

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(713): View more from Texas

she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...

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(845): View more from New York

I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.

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