i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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