This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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