lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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