My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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