He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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