Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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