Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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