I don't think brook has ever known best
he thought i was a dude.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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