Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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