ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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