idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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