let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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