love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I just want nice things and good sex
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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