me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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