So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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