OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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