No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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